I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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