Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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