So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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