I wanna passion pit in your ass
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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