You really coming over, don't trick.
North Korea, Best Korea!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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