I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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