im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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