youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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