Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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