Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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