the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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