They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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