Someone shit on the floor
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
im on a boat
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