Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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