drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize
