i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
