WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Fuck appropriateness.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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