I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Boobs are out for the taking
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
