i don't like sucking hair
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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