is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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