Plan B is the new Plan A
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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