The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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