I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
