Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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