Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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