He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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