are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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