Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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