omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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