i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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