the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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