How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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