oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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