he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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