okay pat passed out under dana's car
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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