I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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