Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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