I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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