Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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