How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
