that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
a search helicopter?!
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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