i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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