i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Well I just put wine in my tea
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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