I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
In America we eat man semen.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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