so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
