Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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