Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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