you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
