Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
