I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Then you guys just all showered together...?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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