i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i dont even know how to be here
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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