I want to have your abortion
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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