Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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