You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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