The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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