She said her name was "party"
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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